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getting way too ahead of myself with ideas about the possible new hire at work. a convo i had with a co-worker VIA fb messenger

  • me: DUDE THE NEW DUDE IS HERE
  • CALLED IT
  • HE'S AN AJUSH (shortened korean form of older man past his 40s)
  • AHAHA
  • coworker: haha. must be so disappointed
  • im still waiting for an girl too
  • i mean, not that you're not a girl
  • me: lol i knew it was going to be an old man once i saw the name so not as disappointed as i would be if i didn't have any clues
  • nahh we bruvs hahaha
  • maybe they'll hire a dude over at andersons ahha
  • man, your pops making all the introductions.
  • maybe he has a young, single son? who is highly successful and goodlooking? WHO LIVES IN LONDON AND WILL TAKE ME WITH HIM
  • AND WHO IS DISTANTLY RELATED TO MY FAV CELEBS? oh shoot he suddenly turned white in my head HAHHAHA
  • UNLESS THIS DUDE HAS AN ADOPTED WHITE SON
  • chances of that slim to none. more like none.
  • coworker: very wishful thinking. haha
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time. i dare you to go slower. go on.

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bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

(via littleballoflight)

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mahbuddymycroft:

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dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

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pleatedjeans:

Human attack! [video]

pleatedjeans:

Human attack! [video]

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